Consul : What is your name?
Bulgarian: Ganio Balkanski
Bulgarian: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Bulgarian: Both male and female and sometimes even donkey.
Consul: Holy cow!
Bulgarian: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile
Bulgarian: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Bulgarian: Deer? No deer, they run too fast